WHERE WE READ FAST, FEEL EVERYTHING, & REMEMBER ALMOST NOTHING
WHERE WE READ FAST, FEEL EVERYTHING, & REMEMBER ALMOST NOTHING
Welcome to Unreliable Book Reviews
You’ve stumbled into the land of fast reads, faster opinions, and absolutely zero chill. This blog delivers short, overly dramatic, and occasionally slightly unhinged reviews of whatever books I inhale at 1AM while ignoring chores and responsibilities.
Consider this your warning:
Spoilers may happen. Not on purpose — I’m just excited.
Accuracy is optional. Vibes are not.
Every book is basically five stars. I fall in love easily.
Dramatics are guaranteed. It’s my love language.
If you want academic critique, please look away.
If you prefer the honest chaos of a book-obsessed friend,
you’ll fit right in.
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We Who Will Die by Stacia Stark
We Who Will Die is the kind of book that rewires your brain chemistry and then dares you to function normally afterward.
Dark bargains. Deadly arenas. Vampires with secrets and brothers worth burning the world for. Stacia Stark delivers brutal battles, aching history, and morally gray chaos wrapped in a massive, intoxicating world. I was hooked from page one, emotionally compromised by the middle, and left feral by the cliffhanger.
Enter at your own risk. This one bites back.
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Fated to the Wolf Prince by April L. Moon
Fated to the Wolf Prince had me locked in fast. Fated mates, shifter politics, power plays, and a plot stacked with secrets I was desperate to untangle. The vibes were fun, the side characters were elite, and I was absolutely kicking my feet through most of it.
And then it ended with mated bliss… while casually ignoring a whole murdered king situation.
I had thoughts. I had questions. I had beef with the FMC and a growing emotional attachment to literally everyone else.
If you like shifter romance with chaos energy, unresolved mysteries, and characters who make you yell at the page, this one is worth the ride.
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The Intruder by Freida McFadden
Storms. Blood. Bad decisions made in the dark.
The Intruder is the kind of thriller that pretends to be simple and then quietly rearranges the furniture in your brain while you are not looking. One isolated cabin. One terrified girl at the door. One narrator you think you understand… until you very much do not.
This was a fast, vicious read that had me side eyeing every character, trusting no one, and still getting played anyway. There is a point of view shift that changes everything, a slow drip of menace that never lets up, and an ending that somehow manages to feel both wrapped up and deeply unsettling. Classic Freida behavior.
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Harry Potter but Make It an Emotional Reset Spiral
This is the first post of the year. Not because I planned it that way, but because I have finally recovered from COVID and can sit upright long enough to emotionally spiral with intention.
Instead of resolutions, I am starting the year by revisiting the books that raised us. The series that taught an entire generation how to romanticize libraries, trauma, found family, and wildly irresponsible adults. The one where everything was chaos and we loved it anyway.
This is not a serious literary analysis. This is me standing at the beginning of a new year, looking back at the stories that permanently rewired my brain, poking fun at the stupid parts, and admitting they still have me in a chokehold.
Welcome to the first unhinged retrospective of the year. We survived these books. Now we roast them.
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Dark Romance Books That Are Not Beginner Friendly (Proceed Anyway)
This is not a beginner list. This is a warning label disguised as a recommendation.
These are dark romance books for readers who already know the rules and are actively choosing to break them.
Obsession over consent.
Power over comfort.
Desire that feels dangerous instead of cute.
If you’re looking for morally grey men who behave badly, relationships that would not survive a reality check, and stories that make you pause mid chapter and whisper, what am I reading, you’re in the right place.
Proceed only if you’re ready to FAFO.
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A Very Merry Mistake by Lyra Parish
This book is a Hallmark movie that discovered smut and chose violence.
A cinnamon roll lumberjack named Jake Jolly. A billionaire heiress lying about her identity. One bed. Zero chill.
They fall in love in a week, implode over a secret that could have been solved with one sentence, and then fix everything with money, baked goods, and Christmas magic.
It is aggressively festive, wildly tropey, and I ate that gingerbread nonsense like my life depended on it. If you want insta love chaos wrapped in plaid and holiday lights, this is it.
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I Read 140 Books & These Are the Ones That Survived
I am a vibe reader, not an academic. I read one hundred and forty books this year and these are the ones I actually remember. Not because they were flawless or beautifully polished, but because they entertained me, unsettled me, or emotionally inconvenienced me in a way that stuck.
Some of these books have questionable writing. Some have weird as hell storylines. A few made choices that I am still thinking about. What they all have in common is that they made me feel something and refused to fully leave my brain once I was done.
There are no rankings here and no claims of literary greatness. Just chaos, vibes, and the handful of books that survived the great memory wipe. If I still remember it months later, it earned its spot.
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Holiday Romance Books That Didn’t Make Me Roll My Eyes (…Mostly)
Holiday romance is a dangerous game.
One mistletoe mishap and suddenly I am trapped in a third act breakup caused by a single misunderstood text.
This post rounds up the holiday romances that mostly behaved themselves.
Minimal cringe.
Manageable cheese.
Festive vibes without making my soul attempt to leave my body.
Did every book pass the vibe check? No.
Did these ones avoid making my eyes roll into another zip code? Mostly.
Which in this genre is basically a miracle.
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Candy Cane Killer by Kate Bell
Candy Cane Killer sounded festive. It turned out to be aggressively fine.
A cozy Christmas murder, sweet tea, biscuits, and a detective boyfriend should have been a slam dunk. Instead, this mystery delivers vibes over answers, dangling clues that go nowhere, and a title that promises candy cane chaos but never explains why the victim was holding one in the first place.
Between missing daggers, a vanishing vacuum, and a main character who treats boundaries like a personal insult, this holiday whodunit left me with more questions than closure.
Read the full review for the C+ verdict, the plot holes, and why this short cozy still took me multiple days to finish. 🎄🔪
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Assistant to the Villain by Hannah Nicole Maehrer
Sunshine assistant. Infamous villain. Workplace banter in a dungeon.
This book is cozy chaos at its finest. Think grumpy morally gray boss, absurdly dramatic henchmen, unhinged office politics, and a slow burn romance that flirts with your sanity instead of delivering spice.
It is funny, self aware, and weirdly tender in all the right places. If Once Upon a Time ran headfirst into The Office and decided to fall in love, this would be the result.
Click for villainous banter, forced proximity crumbs, and why this book feels like cocoa served in an evil lair.
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The Neverland Chronicles by T. S. Kinley
This is not a cute Peter Pan retelling. This is Neverland with teeth. It is grief dressed up as fantasy, escape offered at exactly the wrong moment, and a heroine who says yes because real life has already taken everything from her. The romance is full why choose, no picking, no restraint, and every Lost Boy & Villain is on the table, emotionally and physically.
The spice is generous, the fantasy is seductive, and the danger creeps in quietly while everyone is busy indulging.
What starts as escape turns into something heavier, messier, and harder to walk away from.
Neverland is designed to change you.
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GUIDE TO HOCKEY ROMANCE SERIES
Hockey romance is not about the sport. It is spicy romance wrapped in emotionally repressed men on skates, locker room tension, soft hoodies, and the unshakable belief that falling in love should feel a little bit like getting checked into the boards.
This guide rounds up the best hockey romance series for every reading mood, from feral chaos to cozy, emotionally stable yum.
If you have ever trusted a man simply because he can skate fast and apologize later, this list is for you.
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Dreaming of a Cowboy Christmas by Ann Einerson
A snowstorm, a scam, and a grumpy silver fox cowboy with one bed and zero intention of letting her leave.
Dreaming of a Cowboy Christmas is pure holiday wish fulfillment where the man is rich, ripped, emotionally competent, wildly generous, and apparently built to ruin your standards forever. It is cozy, spicy, unbelievably fast, and fully aware that realism is optional.
Think Hallmark vibes with daddy spice, a mini highland cow, and a cowboy who treats Christmas like a competitive sport.
Click if you enjoy festive chaos and fictional men who should not exist but absolutely do.
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Maid for The Alphas by Layla Sparks
A runaway beta.
A house full of alphas.
A plot that begins with real promise and then yeets itself straight into an Olympic level parade of icks.
From dryer crimes, to a thousand uses of the word knot, to… the scent based butt stuff I wish I could unremember.
If this is your preferred flavor, enjoy with gusto.
For me, this was the first UBR Not Five Stars review and my brain is still rebooting.
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The Beginner’s Guide to ROMANTASY
If you have ever finished a book and thought “this would be better with wings, weapons, and tension levels that could crack a mountain,” congratulations you might be a romantasy reader.
This guide breaks down what romantasy actually is, why readers lose their entire grip on reality over it, and which books will spiritually rearrange you in the best possible way.
From soft magic to feral darkness to dragon riding trauma bonding joy, this is your official map into the chaos.
Come on in and discover your next obsession.
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Grimstone by Sophie Lark
Spoiler warning this review absolutely talks about the twist because I have the self control of a haunted chandelier. Proceed only if you’re ready.
If you’re craving a gothic thriller romance that feels like moving into a crumbling mansion with too many secrets and not enough working light switches, Grimstone delivers the exact brand of eerie unhinged energy your TBR has been missing.
Remi is down on her luck but stubborn enough to survive anything including Blackleaf Manor’s suspicious noises, her emotionally exhausting brother, and the town’s dangerously attractive doctor next door who may or may not have murdered his entire family.
The tension is creepy in a good way the romance is strange in the best way and every chapter has that delicious “something is wrong and I can’t stop reading” flavor.
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Scrooged for the Holidays by Kayla Gross
If you have ever wondered what would happen if a Christmas hating ice queen got magically trapped in a magical town run by three enormous Nephilim men with daddy issues and devastating auras, this book is your answer and your next personality shift.
Come witness a workaholic villainess get spiritually (and physically.. ) rearranged, emotionally thawed, and joyfully corrupted by celestial sweethearts who take “A Christmas Carol” to unhinged new levels.
Click in. Let the festive chaos consume you.
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QUIZ: What Reading Era Are You In Right Now
Are you in your emotional damage era, your cozy creature era, your villain worship era, or something far more unhinged These very serious, scientific questions will expose exactly what reading mood has taken over your soul this month.
Take the quiz, find your chaos, and then pretend you are not immediately adding ten books to your cart.
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The Kill Clause by Lisa Unger
If you have ever wanted a story where an assassin with a tragic backstory gets hunted by her own organization while her chaotic ex husband crashes in to save her at the last second then congratulations this is your moment.
Come see why this short story punched way above its page count.
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The Devil Made Me Brew It by Sarah Piper
If you have ever wondered what would happen if the actual Devil strolled into a cozy tea shop and immediately developed catastrophic heart eyes… then congratulations, because this book answers that question with zero hesitation and absolutely no chill.
One minute you are sipping chamomile with the heroine and the next minute the underworld’s CEO of Temptation is standing in the doorway looking like a sinful problem wrapped in a perfect jawline.
This story is equal parts cozy, chaos, forbidden longing, and supernatural thirst trap and by chapter three I was fully unhinged and delighted.
